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||[Nov. 27th, 2004|09:20 am]
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CITIZENS IN ARMS OVER MARINI SCANDAL
Saturday, November 27, 2004
Jeff Marini, drummer of Stealing Roses and sometimes solo performing artist known as "Jeff Marini", has begun to break his vegetarianism - which has kept for ___ amount of years - apparently due to complications concerning heckling and pestering by his peers and the strong urge to chew dead animals to bits.
Sightings claiming to have seen Jeff eating meat vividly describe the spectacle as "crazy, son" and "dope".
Mr. Marini was unable to be contacted for comment on the matter. As always, we'll keep you posted as the story developes.
In other, less important news, Stealing Roses is going into the studio to record a new EP.